How to become a FIERCE SQUISHY WARRIOR!

The following requirements must be met prior to being accepted in this elite group of Evony players. No exceptions allowed except at the whim of the Host (that's me) and for really cool players in Beginners Protection!

YOU MUST:
...be an Active Adult Player (no one under 18 allowed)
...reside in Bavaria or teleport there (southeast Swabia close to Bavaria is acceptable)
...have prestige of at least 50,000
...have at least 500 archers (preferably 1000 or more)
...not be named after excrement (long story)
...love Gummi Bears, preferably Haribo Gummi Bears!
...be able to pronounce Gummi correctly
...want to be fierce and squishy

EXCEPTIONS:
Active players in Beginners Protection will be considered.